every-one/thing has gone mad.
i saw a lady bouncing down the street with huge goddamn springs on her shoes. i think she was exercising, not being funny.
i saw a sign that read "flowers: $6. a bottle of wine: $9. making somebody smile for less than $5: priceless."
then i saw a an "affirmation stone" that read "plan to be spontaneous tomorrow." and i am pretty sure that shit was not joking.
then i was on the street when i felt a man starring at the side of my face when he began screaming at me, "you fucking child-molesting faggot nigger! stop staring at me!" i hadn't even glanced at the son of a bitch.
then this motherfucker ant from an orange tree crawled in my left ear and started making making watery sounds and won't stop!
...all in one day
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