11.17.2008

PEARLS OF INFINITE WISDOM

Do you ever get depressed when you think about all the things that you're never going to be? For instance, I don't even really like playing basketball, and I'm not interested at all in being a basketball player, but it makes me depressed when I suddenly realize that I'm never going to be a pro basketball player in the NBA. I'm never going to know what that's like. Sometimes I sit around and think about it and it makes me sad.

3 comments:

WHAT said...

Actually, Dustin, you and I will both be professional basketball players in the NBA some day soon...better believe it.

bennyk said...

Tell you what guys, as soon as I sign on with the warriors i'll bring back the role of player-coach and with that gain the needed influence to inform the front office that we really need to sign a couple of guys i know. meanwhile i'll lead the team to two world championships after which becoming a free agent and naturally i'll persuade jay-z to sign me to the most lucrative contract ever, ever, and just in time for the nets to move to brooklyn. so that makes 3 of us.

WHAT said...

fuck yeah!

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